Short erotic stories

pleasepinchmehard offers you free short erotic stories.

Many people experience a loss of libido when they are stressed, mentally unwell or experiencing difficult times. Our brain is our biggest sex organ. Where reading has been a way to calm our minds for centuries, erotica too has been the number one favourite for many housewives and others alike. 

Where it always had a victorian stable boy meets queen vibe, it has long since dropped that image since the likes of Fifty Shades of Grey and other pop culture films and songs grasping the sexy world by the horns and making it screen compatible.

pleasepinchmehard combines all the saucy bits with a real story that people can relate to.

For example threesomes with anal sex to self-pleasure to using toys. But above all and most importantly; the characters are believable. Similarly, the situations are real.

So pour yourself a cup of something, get cosy and dive into a world of bodies that wobble and bits that drip. No rules. Moreover, prepare yourself for a good dose of happy feels with a British accent.

Photo of a woman lying in the bathtub with petals and flowers around her depicting the main protagonist of the story by Lisa Opel

When in Rome – kinky love

The scar above her belly button was one of the mild ones, but, still, she hated looking at herself. Closing her eyes, she allowed just her feelings to steer her actions. And surely enough, she was aroused, relaxed even.

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room8 Hamburg – Sex hotel or couple retreat?

Room8 Hamburg is not a sex hotel in the traditional sense. It is a getaway for couples to reconnect. An area untainted by stress, differences and the past. Basically, a hotel room with all the trimmings of a sex party. Read more plus a short story in-situ!

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Photo of a woman in a red sequined dress touching her exposed thigh

Red, ripe and ready – menstruation sex erotica

Let me tell you a story: When I was younger, all missing teeth and self-cut fringe, my mother told me that when I grow up I can be whatever I want to be. And I believed her. But now, I’m not so sure anymore. Because I want to be someone who has orgasms. And that’s not who I am.

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A photo of two women with their heads on each others shoulders in pink portraying the intimacy the couple in this story about bisexuality feels - erotica

Rock my world – bisexual erotica

My toes curl as she once more gazes up at me. Her eyes taunt me with longing. The spotlights from above frame her face like a portrait, etching the image into my eyes like staring at the sun for too long.

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I just want dick

She just wants dick. Rough, taboo sex with her subordinate. She’s all geared up and he’s nowhere to be found. Will he surprise her? Will she surprise herself?

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A short, erotic story about female pleasure and bisexuality

It’s not all black and white

Observe the lady over there. The one with the white trousers. She’s been lusting over that lady there; the one with the white top. I wonder what they’ll be getting up to this evening? Oh, I think that’s making them blush. Apologies.

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