ECSTATIC ELLEN

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„Ellen, don’t come yet,“ Justin hums in my ear. I feel him move away again and then I feel lube on my butt cheeks. Ariana is still licking me and expertly pumping the vibrator. I can hear French music playing faintly now. Guitar strings drift into my head, over my skin.

How to talk dirty without embarrassing yourself

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Dirty talk has a bad reputation nowadays with the p*rn industry quick to have us believe it’s all about hardcore slang and derogatory terms. But, if done respectfully and with mutual consent (and a pinch of humor and modesty) it can really spice things up and get you out of your head.

WORLD WOMEN’S DAY :: 8th of MARCH

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Let’s use our words, the infinite resource of mental strength, to help the women in our lives navigate this minefield of a contradictory image of a woman. For while we are torn apart in all the things we “should” be, we are also the most resilient folk I have ever experienced. And the fact that we can be all these things at once means we should see the chains of society as something we own and master as opposed to holding us back.

How to lift your lockdown libido

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Your libido is not something set apart from you. What I mean is you can’t work on your libido without first looking at many other factors. You as a person need to be in a good place in order to ignite that spark. The following is a pot-pourri of ideas you can pick-n-mix from in finding what’s right for you.

LIBIDO OF A MOTHER & WIFE IN A PANDEMIC

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LOCKDOWN LOVE is hard.
LOCKDOWN LOVE is testing.
LOCKDOWN LOVE brings out the worst in me.
LOCKDOWN LOVE means sex has been off the cards for, brace yourselves, months. Why? Because:
I am tired.
I am emotionally drained.
I am not challenged mentally anymore.

AIRTIGHT ANNIE

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#3 was jerking off in front of her and she gestured for him to come over for the mother of all blowies. #2 was getting impatient. The dildo was deep in her tailpipe, and she willed him to continue a little longer until – oops – she had cum. Mother of mercy, she had come fast and good. But she knew it was time to step up the game.

DADDY DAYDREAM

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“Raise your hips,” he states matter-of-factly. I strain to lift my hips off the chair. My stomach muscles tense, my body shuddering with effort. Wordlessly he glides a dildo into my vag. My bottom drops onto the chair again, the wand on my clit, the dildo slipping in and out ever so slightly and the butt plug buzzes on and on. I have no wishes left.

DIRTY SALLY

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Pulling me off the floor he turned me around and lifted my dress. This quickie was driving me crazy. Entering me hard I gripped the bench again, doing my best not to scream out in ecstasy. He slid in and out effortlessly, my butt banging against his lap.
„I love your cock,“ I groaned. „Do you like how I fuck you?“ he huffed. „Fuck me harder,“ I reciprocated.